Melina se udaje za bogatoga Engleza. Haris mu napisao pismo. Tužno.
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Friendly warning from ex-husband
Dear Sir Future Husband,
My name is Haris Džinović,
you can call me Mr. Grah Survivor.
I hear you are marrying my Melina. Congratulations, my friend.
She is beautiful, elegant and expensive. Very expensive.
First of all, please don’t eat grah.
Beans are dangerous. Beans make noise.
Noise makes Melina nervous.
And when Melina is nervous – everybody is nervous.
Second: no prdenje.
Not in the morning, not at night, not even silent one.
I tried once. Once.
Marriage almost ended before lunch.
Third and very important: don’t give her money.
I already gave. Many years.
Enough for three castles, two fashion brands and one emotional trauma.
If she says: “Honey, just small amount” –
RUN. That is not small amount. That is Balkan small amount.
She likes luxury, but she respects tradition:
– silk dress,
– strong perfume,
– and husband who doesn’t smell like grah.
If you break these rules, don’t say nobody warned you.
I warned you. On English. On Serbian. On pain.
Good luck, my friend.
You will need it.
